So, here are my favourite dresses from the night...
Ellie Kemper in Armani Prive
I just finished reading the first book of the Hunger Games trilogy, and this is kind of what I imagine one of the 'fire' themed costumes to look like. I think it looks pretty spectacular (and definitely puts to rest that silly 'redheads can't wear red' rule).
Milla Jovovich in Elie Saab
Of course, it's not hard for a former model to look amazing in beautiful couture gowns, but I really love this whole look. The gorgeous gown is perfectly offset by the 20s/30s inspired red lips and hairstyle, and I love the white nails too. This dress looks like it would be really heavy, though... I would be glad to be going to an event where I can sit down most of the evening.
Rose Byrne in Vivienne Westwood
I love Rose Byrne, and I love Vivienne Westwood. Although I must say that Miss Byrne looks very gloomy whenever she's photographed on the red carpet. If I were at the Oscars, wearing a Vivienne Westwood gown, I could probably manage a half-smile. Just a thought.
Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab
I guess once you've been in a 1920s silent movie, you kind of have to carry that style through to all the awards shows you go to. Well, I thought this dress looked a little vintage inspired, anyway. I love the mint green colour and the sleeves!
Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji
I think you must be really relieved, if you're a nominee and you win your category, to be wearing a bangin' dress that looks fantastic on stage and will continue to look fantastic in the many, many photos that will probably be shown for years to come. I love that this dress looks like a really simple shape but has so much incredible detail in it. The jewellery looks amazing with it too.
Natalie Portman in vintage Dior
This dress made me swoon a little bit, especially once I read that it was vintage. Hey, if you can get away with wearing polka-dots to an awards ceremony and not look like you're 13 years old/a clown, then more power to you. I think this dress is my favourite of the night, mostly because of the fact that it's vintage and the aforementioned polka-dots, but also because it's impeccably accessorised.
Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace (and Brad Pitt in... a probably expensive tuxedo)
Yes, it's black, yes, it has a sexy slit up the side, yes, it's accessorised with matching shoes and red lipstick... but for some reason I'm really digging it. I like all the volume and the weird-looking sharp angles. And if my thighs looked like that I would probably take every opportunity to flash them (tastefully) on occasions where millions of people were watching.
Honourable mentions: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy, Louise Roe, Giuliana Rancic
Dresses I'm not entirely sure whether I liked or not and would probably like more if they were on a different person: Sandra Bullock, Jessica Chastain, Meryl Streep, Michelle Williams, Emma Stone
Dresses I definitely did NOT like, for reasons I can't quite put my finger on because objectively, they are quite lovely things to wear: Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz, George Clooney's new ladyfriend, Anna Faris, Gwyneth Paltrow
And so it's over for another year. What did you guys think?
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{All pictures from this slideshow at vulture.com}